Movie title cryptic translation game

Choose a film, retranslate its title using none of the original words, and post. The person who figures it out goes next. For example "Phantom planet" would be Ghost World, "The squeaky-clean cranium's perpetual solar radiation" would be Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Got it?

First title is "Very large guesthouse named after a central-eastern-European capital city."