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What the hell happened to Surf Jets?????? This movie turns into a total Van Halen music video. This movie looks like Godfather II. With tits! Holy crap, i'm only 45 minutes into this thing. The lens cap is on. This turned back into a porno. A chick band? So progressive! The thing is, I think there's merit in this story. People are rich. And they want to get laid. I don't think this is just a smut film. I think it has worth to human history. These aren't creepy Illuminati Pedofiles. They just businessmen who wanna get laid. And the women look like sexy pinup 80s models while it's happening. Because the 80s. This movie is about three rich losers recruiting a Gigolo. I just realized I dialed up this movie after watching Son of the Beach. That's funny. This movie is so seedy. I used to hang out in bar with people from this era, and they talked just like this. And I tell you what. They got laid. For real. Women like these kinds of guys. Holy creepy conversation about throwing back Jailbate. Was that Rachel Weisz? Also, yes, it's so 80s, but this is very much a 70s movie. It's total soft porn. It's sexy. So fucking 80s. The blonde dude in this movie is so Jeff D'arcy from Married with Children. Yep. It's a pervo classic. Was very sad to learn of her passing. I would imagine high risk jobs like his get problem-able when that occurs. I became a looney tune when my mom died. I was starting fights with everybody. Haven't been gifted with a wife just yet. There's a handful of movies that struck me as so bizarre and outlandish when they came out. Just radical stuff from a parallel dimension. Pitch Black is one of them. So is Underworld. Just nothing like the usual mold, but then they got a slew of knockoffs and now it feels trite. She was raised by a cult. I watched the first ep with the female doctor. That was it. Have you seen tv lately? We're so lucky to have a show like this to bitch about.