Kornfield Kounty Operator Assistance

posted 9 days ago in General Discussion

What do you do with your chicken Maxi Pads?

posted 14 days ago in General Discussion

My payphone is possessed

posted 16 days ago in General Discussion

I converted an old broken payphone to a regular phone

posted a month ago in General Discussion

I'm waiting for a 64 KB file to transfer over a 300 baud modem

posted a month ago in General Discussion

Perfect breakfast sandwich

posted a month ago in General Discussion

Have you ever made clarified butter?

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Simple solution: tennis rackets

posted 2 months ago in The Birds (1963)

Have you ever used a phone booth?

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Since when do rodeo bull riders wear helmets?

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Carla was a violent criminal who belonged in prison

posted 2 months ago in Cheers (1982)

Kirstie Alley had better hair than any other woman who ever lived

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

Miller Genuine Draft's new label bites bog water

posted 2 months ago in General Discussion

How does Mike Hammer earn a living?

posted 3 months ago in Mike Hammer (1984)

Remember Circus of the Stars?

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

Since when do they close roads in the Northeast because it's snowing?

posted 3 months ago in Groundhog Day (1993)

Hellboy's "Samaritan" wouldn't work right

posted 3 months ago in Hellboy (2004)

Look what I scored

posted 3 months ago in General Discussion

The blatantly aluminum "armor" sucked

posted 3 months ago in Excalibur (1981)

How to make popcorn that's actually good

posted 4 months ago in General Discussion