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The Giant Dick?

posted a year ago by Satan2016 (23311)
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How big is David's dick? https://bigdickguide.com/how-big-is-michelangelos-davids-penis/

It's time to do the math!

David stands 16 feet 11.5 inches tall from the base of the statue to the top of his curly locks. The base makes up 5% of the statue, which puts David's actual body at a height of 16 feet 1.5 inches. His penis is 2.81% of that body height, which works out to a raw measurement of 5.43 inches.

If we scale that down to a 50th percentile 5-foot 9.25-inch adult male, which means David's scaled flaccid penis is 1.95 inches long — which puts him in the bottom 0.3% of penises measured.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10328) a year ago

Michelangelo wasn't sculpting porno. Though it was the Renaissance, those were very prudish times compared to our own. He made the penis as small as possible to deflect from the sexuality.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

THEY were prudish times? Americans like these are the BIGGEST PRUDES on the PLANET!!

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10328) a year ago

Oh, the Christian fundies are idiots. I'm just saying Michelangelo wasn't gonna put a giant dong on David. He made him as nonsexual as possible. This was Catholic dominated Italy.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

Or as much as he could get away with ;)