Ridiculous

This woman prances around chirping like a bizarre fairy doll, while clients and fans fawn over her as though she's the Second Coming. The infantile screaming every time she comes through the front door is particularly annoying. I've got a message for all you slobs out there: thanking your shoes and meditating about your piles of junk are not going to fix your lives. There's nothing deep or complicated or metaphysical about it. You don't need a guru--just get off your lazy asses and get rid of the crap!