Abbott and Costello “Who’s on First”
Guy: Do you want to see a movie today?
Girl: I want to see Yesterday tomorrow?
Guy: What do you mean? I want to see a movie today.
Girl: Well I want to see Yesterday but not today.
Guy: why didn’t you go see a movie yesterday then?
Girl: Because Yesterday doesn’t come out until tomorrow
Guy: Wait, you wanted to go the movies yesterday but now you want to go tomorrow?
Girl: yes, Yesterday tomorrow.
Guy: ok, I think I got this. Today will be yesterday tomorrow so .... are you trying to say you DO want to go to the movies today?
Girl: No. We can’t go today because Yesterday opens tomorrow.
Guy: pfff I give up..... Do you want grab a beer?
Girl: Well I only drink once in a blue moon.
Guy: I can get you a Blue Moon...