100 things we learned from watching Cobra Kai

11. If you learn karate when your 16/17 you'll still be good at fighting when your 50.
12. If you put tv's on the wall for a living, you really hate moving them.

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13) whenever the characters begin to get along, a random event happens and they don't even listen to the other.

14) a few years ago there had been no dojos in LA for some reason. if you wanted to learn karate, you had to find a sensei who then specifically opens a dojo, just so he can start to train you.
15) once a dojo has opened in town, there will be another rivalling dojo soon and suddenly all teenagers are obsessed with karate.
16) serious vandalism is nothing you would report to the cops.
17) there are hardly any teachers or floorwalkers in LA's schools. students can just start a mass brawl without an adult person around to stop them.
18) LA teachers don't earn enough to stop fighting students.
19) karate slows down the aging process, so as a grown up you'll look only half as old as your actual age.

20) Karate can make people instantly change their personality. It makes grown men behave like 12 y/o; semi hardened criminals change to model citizens; severely bullied kids in to bullies themselves.
21) After a few lessons, you can do karate as good as any black belt.
22) It's a great idea to open a Dojo (or any business really) without doing any research, registering your business (and checking to see if your planned business name is taken), insurance or a business plan.
23) Leases are best settled with a handshake rather than a written agreement.
24) Landlords can double rent without proper notice.

25. If a guy in a shop serves you pizza without using gloves, you'll just pay and eat it anyway.

Bump...

26. Your ex-girlfriend will always marry a successful doctor, but she is probably in an unhappy marriage.

27. Having the last name "Schwarber" is a real downgrade.