1. You can, actually, roll in concrete and not get burns.
2. Someone can just kick you out of the business you own.
3. Kids with a few months of training can last in a fight longer than a professional.
4. You can get hit in the head with a heavy oar and get right up.
Former nerd teenagers don't know how to enjoy a good lesbian kiss session.
shareIn the Cobra Kai universe, all problems are solved with violence, so there are no consequences for bar fights or back alley beatings.
Snakes brumate.
Drunk driving is considered funny.
Strenuous yard work heals shoulder injuries far better than rest, ice and compression ever could.
Mogadishu is in Somalia, not Rwanda.
If you don't like your dating app matches, or you can't be with the lady next door, contact your ex from high school even though she's married now.
Anyone who claims balance is their "thing" is in denial.
Restaurant waitresses that don't write down orders are the service equivalent of white belts. Some, however, are "red hot dollfaces."
The reason the business-thing works, is because there was never an actual CONTRACT that was formed - just some handshake (very stupid way of making contracts without witnesses or video or any proof).
Also, the owner of the building hates Johnny, and is a really greedy, selfish pig anyway, so it wouldn't be surprising that he'd suddenly change the contract. But at least Johnny doesn't have to pay the rent anymore.
He'd still have to register his business with the local authorities to get a permit. He might lose the space, but the business is still registered in his name.
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