Implausibilities Galore


WHAT wrote this?

It's like an experimental, new A.I. algorhithm was given free range to write a.. what it thinks qualifies as a 'movie script', and then no human being checked it whatsoever.

Did Coco the monkey write this with sign language?

What is this??

Anyway, this movie has _way_ too many plotholes, implausibilities, stupidities, unrealistic bits, thoughtlessnesses (if this is a word), things it doesn't take into account - it's like a toddler's worldview was used to come up with solutions (as well as problems) and.. it's just so mindblowingly awful, and I really wanted to like this movie, as I have nothing against the actors, and the previous Wonder Woman movie was, I heard, pretty good.

So that out of the way, I want to focus on a couple of specifics (although, Lord knows, one could write a multi-volume encyclopedia book-style list of everything that's just bloody awful about this movie).

1) Checklists.

Do the makers, writers, directors, actors, set designers, special advisors, etc. know about airplanes, take-offs and such?

Does anyone involved in making this movie, know HOW MANY things a single pilot has to do before they can even begin starting to climb into the cockpit of a plane? How many things there are to check, including the runway (for rocks, pebbles, etc. that could pose a danger or possibility for damage, just as an example)?

Do these people know just how long a jet pilot checklist is in modern times, and all the things they have to do before it's even safe to think about turning on the engines?

There s _no_ way a museum could have a plane that's SO ready to fly, someone can just jump in, bypass all the checklists and all the safety checks, runway checks, etc. and just fly away.

The thing about airplane fuel,... should I go on? Anyway, even in commercial flights, fuel amounts are not fixed, but are based on the weight of the plane, whether it carries cargo or passengers, what distance it's going to travel, and so on.

So this movie is saying, a plane that's somehow optimally fueled for their exact load and distance, is kept in a _MUSEUM_?

What kind of .. how ... what. .who.. didn't they ask about planes before putting this into the movie? Didn't they ask _ANYONE_? Even someone that's playing flight simulators and never even seen a real plane, would have laughed them off if they suggested this kind of scene as something realistic.

There's just NO way a plane that's 100% ready for lift-off and is being maintained and kept optimally fueled, could be found in a friggin' MUSEUM, where the safety of the visitors is paramount, and thus would never store a FUELED PLANE, let alone maintain it and keep it in perfect flying and take-offing (?) condition at all times, and the whole runway situation..

I mean, HOW did this get greenlit? How??

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2) Numbers.

Ok, so this planet, as tiny a speck as it is cosmically speaking, is pretty big when a regular human body size is considered. But this movie has been written as if this is a tiny sandbox with like 200 people living in it.

It's REALLY like a toddler's worldview is being used. A toddler thinks an airplane is an easy thing to just jump into and take off and fly, without any checklists or balancing of the load and fuel, etc.

Similarly, a toddler can't imagine what "7 billion people" is like. To a toddler, that would probably sound like about 7 people plus maybe ten more, give or take a few.

Seven billion people (potentially) wishing for whatever they want. A big portion of those would be evil, selfish bstrds. Lots of them would be criminals, murderers, sadists and toxic MMORPG players that would just wish the opposing faction players to explode and not even feel guilty about it.

Lots of people would wish for world peace, for guns to turn to flowers or clean drinking water for the poor, for poverty and overpopulation to end (which would be slightly contradictory in itself - if EVERYONE lived the same kind of lifestyle as most western people, one Earth wouldn't be enough).

Some people would wish for everyone else's wishes to not come true, or get reverted, or twisted, or nullified.

Many would wish for more wishes for themselves, and for no one else to be able to get any wishes come true. Others would wish for most people in the world to lose their memory, so they can't remember what or who they are.

There are so many hostile, angry, hateful people in the world, they would definitely wish for LARGE portions of people on this planet to disappear, explode or die in a brutally painful way.

There would be SO many contradictory wishes, wishes that nullify other wishes, wishes to explode Earth and at the same time, turn it into a paradise - thousands upon thousands of people would wish to become ninjas, robots, supermen, invincible Mary Sues, Thanoses..

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..so they could wreack havoc with impunity. Billions of people would wish to become billionaires, and thus crash the economy.. people would wish to travel through time into the past, future, etc. . and probably more than people dare think, would wish for the solar system, our galaxy, or the whole universe to just disappear, stop existing or get destroyed.

Then there would be the angelic, altruistic people wishing for unselfish things for others (and thus nullifying the whole point of their karmic lessons)..

What if someone wished that DEATH would not exist anymore? The implications of that wish ALONE are staggering! (You have to kinda think about it for awhile though)

This whole 'wishing' thing is so stupid, because anyone that thinks about it for 5 minutes, can realize how implausible the whole thing quickly becomes. Also, why didn't the wish to be turned into stone turn the guy into stone?

All the pretense in this movie (a 'clumsy nerd woman with glasses' is 'unattractive and pathetic', but when she learns to walk with heels and takes glasses off, she's suddenly super attractive and cool? What the.. what 5-year old wrote this, seriously?? - women have the right to R-word a man, if their beloved soul takes over that man's body without the original body owner's consent, yay, girl powahh..?).. all the problems, implausibilities, stupidities.

I love the eighties, and I SO wanted to like this movie.

What the HECK did they do to wonder woman??

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I quit reading right away. It wasn't your theme - your writing is very poor. Look into taking a class on it or reading a few books. You need a lot of polish.

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Please don’t encourage him.

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Maybe some Irish mixed in as well.
I liked his points btw

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For someone who named themselves mensa AND shit on someone else's intellect, you should probably learn a couple things about punctuation yourself, numbnuts.

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Billionaires would crash the economy? How so? Everyone would be so rich they would be able to buy whatever they want so the economy would flourish

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The plane in the museum had to have fuel. How else could it have landed there? Also no one on this site flies planes anyways, so none of us would be aware of any kind of flight checklist.

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Your posts made me laugh out loud! 👍 By the way, I can't say I disagree with most of what you said!

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