This transcends concepts like good or bad, it is simply a must see, bring along your own Clockwork Orange eyelid kit so you don't miss a second.
Also, I cracked what this is: It's a Michael Bay Transformers movie, but with human transformers.
So you watched it
shareNot yet, unless my mind simply couldn't handle the memory and I need to try again.
Which would be awesome.
Dude...you’d know if you saw it. Because the one person I knew that watched it - forgot to bring his Muscle-Milk along & one of the early action scenes blew him threw the back wall of the theater...
It’s crazy all his punny unprotected muscles evaporated & he grew bitch tits like, Bob, just before being ejected threw the wall.... Poor dude just wasn’t manly enough for this film, I guess?.. Beware of seeing without your Muscle Milk.
From what I hear, the movie starts so intensely that about 10 to 15 people die in the opening credits ALONE.
Not movie characters... I mean audience members in the theater!
Only 30% of viewers can make it to the end, but their shirts end up ripping as their muscles bloom uncontrollably.
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Well... luckily I made it to the end! *breathes sigh of relief*
It was a helluva experience! But I gotta tell ya... bringing along some muscle milk, protein bars, and a set of dumbbells to the theater was a smart choice. Whew!
Love the Transformers comment - it has lots of Bayhem for sure.
shareThe Fast and The Furious franchise, including this movie, is probably as close as American media has to Dragon Ball Z. Bad guys or antiheroes becoming heroes, non-stop testosterone action, and this one even had a slow-motion fight sequence.
shareSorry to dissapoint but there was only one transformer in the movie and even that got shut down.
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