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Half Vampire girl VS. Naked white cyborg guy and his buddies.


My tiny IMDb review re-post

ShadowTek here...

OK.. So some movies ask you to suspend your belief.. I'm ok with that.. especially these Rape & Revenge movies.. this movie takes that to a level never before seen in a movie.. UNLESS, You assume right off the bat that the hot chic is a half vampire and the naked white dude is a cyborg. Believe it or not, if you assume this to be the case right off the bat.. that is actually asking you to suspend your disbelief far LESS then if you don't assume this.

So, this hot half vampire chic gets raped and and pushed off a 200 foot cliff and gets impaled through the back, sets the tree on fire to free herself and takes revenge.. now don't worry about that fall she took.. her half vampire side will have its healing powers kick in full strength. (Plus how do you think she survived a fall that would have made her look like pile of goo when she hit)

Also due to her half vampire nature.. She can lose literally 5000 gallons of blood and still survive! She can also use her vamp speed to casually catch up to cars far away and pulling away from her by taking a shortcut over a mountain to catch up in no time.

So she kills naked cyborg's buddies and confronts white naked cyborg at his house.. she shoots white naked cyborg.. causing another 5000 gallons of blood loss (yup.. 5000 gallons.. at least) BUT because he is in fact a cyborg.. it's nothing a little Saran wrap cant fix....

See? If you make these assumptions right off the bat.. it's not that bad of a movie.. but if you don't Don't bother cause yes.. it's that unrealistically bad.

ShadowTek

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LOL... yeah, my wife and I had a good laugh at the final scene where blood is literally running in rivers along the floor, smears every wall, piece of furniture... yet, except to shake his head a bit, the bad guy keeps going and going with a big hole in his intestinal cavity...

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