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Any Tips For How To Fart Silently ?


Might save your life.

It is hard to tell if it's going to be and Almighty Rumble, a little botty burp, or a Careless Whisper.

I think the collision of buttock wobble during the extraction is a large part of the noise.

I think if you hold your cheeks far apart, with just a little 'give' and gently let nature takes its course (no straining) you have approx an 83 % better chance of a Careless Whisper.

Anyhow I enjoyed this movie to an extent as it did remind me to think about such things, but I found it was getting pretty silly with about twenty minutes to go (soon after the corn scene I think) and gave up on it. It went from an interesting concept to a remake of 'Signs' to me.

Might watch the end soon, but have spoiled it for myself anyway, and it doesn't surprise me too much

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Use a cushion as a silencer.

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Blame the person next to you so the alien will attack him.

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I don't care if this comment is 2 years old - that made me laugh so hard I've got tears in my eyes, thanks!

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Yes. Forcibly expand your anal orifice. This disturbs the airflow allowing it to dissipate silently. You can then blame your colleagues for farting.

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You are a savage animal.

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Butt plug. #YoureWelcome :-)

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