I want to join COS


I really wish there was a COS near me so I could go in there, do the whole e-meter sh!t, have them tell me I have all kinds of issues, waste a lot of their time, and then tell them I know all about Xenu.

That would be a really great afternoon.

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I'd start telling them that I'm the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and that I am very disappointed that they're not squeezing more money out of people.

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This is why the make you pay in advance.

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They don't make you pay in advance. You can go into a COS and they'll sit you down with an e-meter for free and give you a session only to tell you that you're seriously screwed up.

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I toyed with that idea once, but ... those guys are nuts! And very, very persistent. I figured they would keep contacting me, relentlessly, no matter what I said to them. Then I'd regret ever having spoken to them.

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I've heard that. Don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if they ask for something like that as a "good faith" gesture.

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... those guys are nuts! And very, very persistent.
I've heard that if you get on their mailing list it is very difficult to get off. I heard at least one story where they were sending stuff to an address years after the person moved. Same if they have your phone number.

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One time I was bored and made up a fake Twitter account to fool Scientologists. I was an 18 year old who was lost in the world and needed purpose. I found a Scientologist who would talk to me. I said my parents were totally against me joining and I didn't have any money. So he encouraged me to join the SeaOrg and ditch my parents. Then I was like "Somebody sent this to me. What is it?" And I posted L.Ron's writings about Xenu. The guy totally flipped on me and warned me to never post that again.

It was really funny.

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It seems that is not advisable..lol

Within this thread there is a lot of info about people who have attempted this.


https://www.reddit.com/r/scientology/comments/5m04iu/has_there_ever_been_an_undercover_effort_to/?st=ixlp5n28&sh=6b0a61b9

I can't die! I have 43 twitter followers that depend on me! oh, and I have a daughter.

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