L. Ron has come back!

In 1986 L. Ron Hubbard decided to discard the body he used in this lifetime, and since then his thetan has occupied the body of Donald J. Trump. His message is the same, there is no one better than him at anything and only he knows how to solve our problems. He is actually at 70 years old the heathiest person to ever run for president. And don't listen to the suppressive persons in the media, they are all jealous losers, everything they are saying is lies, and Don will get rid of all these SPs soon. Donald is the most interesting man in the world, and he has giant hands. All hail dear leader giant hands!