best lines

I loved Thomas Jane's accent in this movie. Some of his best lines were also the most incomprehensible.
Here's a couple I managed to pick up:
-Waiting for a teenage boy to come to his senses is like waiting for a broomstick to sprout flowers
-If she does go to Omaha she'll be digging her an even deeper pit in Sheol

There was also something about a one-armed rabbit I didn't quite manage to catch.
Any others?