Guess the next disaster

The next one will be Aliens.

Then, Anne Heche will break character and shout: "I KNEW IT! I FOOKIN KNEW IT! THEY'RE REAL!"

Then she will take of her sneakers and we will watch her take a shower before she takes us on her spaceship to heaven.

True story...

I always make my wife look under my ballz. No joke! Ticks look for warm places 

You forgot the Killer Ivy.

And the leech things from Slither.

Aw, c'mon you haven't been keeping up on the Science Channel. Supernova, Blast of gamma radiation from a collapsing black hole, the dissolving effect of one bit of strange matter. Or space-time could spontaneously transition to a new lower energy vacuum state, changing the laws of physics and eliminating matter as we know it.

Purple rain. That giant butthole in the sky is going to start "giving back."

and I'm sooo glad it's almost over so I'm not compelled to watch..another..single..episode.

Men in Black (government agents).

Another past disaster: Fish pouring and other plagues from the sky.

There was a lake or ocean born from nowhere when they afterwards met the mother's annoying military friend, but a good flood is missing.

The next disaster? It gets renewed for a 22 part run.