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Probably the worst motorcycle movie ever made!

posted 8 years ago by lee-87296
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Worst motorcycle movie ever made!

While it's true that there were motorcycles featured in the film, the only "adventure" was the experience endured by those of us in the audience watching this treatise of emasculated truth-seekers on a mission from their favorite sky-daddy. Ignorant new riders on a C+ adventure interspersed with religious proproganda and psycho-analytical nonsense had the audience squirming in our seats almost the entire time. Do not allow anyone you like or you think would like motorcycles to watch this film. Marriages have been destroyed over lesser crimes than watching this film. A $27.50 co-pay for a prostate exam would have been a better value and less painful than watching this. My girlfriend and I couldn't make the last 15 minutes of DVD extras masquerading as the end of this epic fail. Charlie Borman must have been blackmailed to agree to appear in the extra portion of this picture. It made me long for the days of silent films.

[–] bobviolence 8 years ago

@lee-87296 ... Spot-on review my friend, could not agree more. An absolute waste of two hours and $14.

[–] allanmca 8 years ago

You're so right.
Basically it's religious, hipster, hiding-in-the-closet, narcissistic, pseudo-intellectual nonsense.
Dont waste your time. Go ride your bike instead.

[–] david-65407 8 years ago

You can get your money back. They're offering it on the John Eldredge website, like the straight-shooting folks they are (the website that you should have checked before you went to see the movie, so you wouldn't have had to be all surprised by "sky-daddy").

John Eldredge is famous for being a Jesus guy, and a guy who talks about men's hearts. It's hard to feel sorry for you when you go to a JE movie and come out mad about those things being at the center of it.

I don't know where your "I've been burned" case comes from, but if they ever do make a Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance movie, I hope you don't come out pissed that the guy actually gets Buddhist-y in his discussions with HIS son. Again, people might say you should have known.

Some people have real problems, but I'm glad if the ones you ride to escape are as harmless as watching a movie you didn't dig.