"I think you're wildly underestimating heroin."
This is the funniest line in the first two episodes, and one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time. This new show is hilarious, and a true breath of fresh air. I give it an 8.5/10. Thank you IFC!
Runner up lines:
"Just for the record, Sambuca tastes better on the way out."
"I don't like you."
"Never trust a man who sucks on Satan's dick for a living."
"I'm helpin' those ladies 20 bucks at a time."