Deeply personal experience and why we should debate this

Just like DeNiro, I too had a deeply personal encounter with a disease and I think we should debate the validity against what the so called experts say.

This happened two weeks ago, at a bathroom truck stop. I pinched a loaf that was so heavy that water splashed up into my butthole. Now I am convinced I have aids. No I won't go to some "doctor" for a "test" which is of course a commercial plot by big pharma to make billions off aids testing kits. Also these so called experts say that toilets can't spread aids. But I heard Ronnie Reagan say aids spreads through the tears of gay men, and he's never told a lie. I'd trust him over some "scientist."

I think we should debate this, like we do with autism, in that we only listen to fecal matter expert Andrew Wakefield "M.D." he's the only trustworthy source of all information. I think I will see if I can get an appointment with Charlie Sheen's "doctor" he was saying he can cure aids with goat semen.