the fake reviews

These are absolutely amazing. They're all so badly written (resembling a bad D'Angelo script? hmmmm). I mean D'Angelo has the gall to write in one of them "it was one of the most captivating experiences of our lives" and suggest the film is worthy of an Academy Award.

Frank, since you're reading this (and let's face it, we all know you are), if you're going to pretend to be an American writing a review, they don't spell "neighbouring" with a 'u'.

I'm not sure who D'Angelo thinks he's fooling with these reviews. They're about as subtle as bad hair plugs (*cough*).