91% of bashing will be unfounded wingnut BS
If you were to say "Everything that RWNJs told us about Obama is completely made up nonsense - everything," you'd be very, VERY close to having hit the nail directly on the head.
Watch the boards to see me proven right.
That said...what's with the ring? (I'm just getting started and I assume it'll be explained, but I haven't gotten there yet.)
"What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all."
"You don't look lazy."