GL and Date = Eva Longoria, Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek?

I'm watching reruns, of arguably the best show ever, besides Telenovela, New Adventures of Old Christine - and they keep showing scenes from the next episode of Lopez.

His friend, at a meal, says "you should date a celebrity." George says: "Eva Longoria is engaged (as if). Sofia Vergara, language issue (ass if x 2). Selma Hayek..." His friend cuts in and says "she doesn't have to be Latina George."

1) Eva Longoria is super Hot, worth @ $35 million, and deserves to be with a hot man, and one worth alot more than her (George's net worth @ $35 million. 2) Sofia Vergara?? She's super hot & she's married to one of Hollywood's hottest
men. 3) Salma Hayek is worth @ $85 million, and married to a French business man worth @ $5 billion (Bbbbillion).

I know they're going for a funny scene, but change the names to one's that he'd have a remote chance with. I mean, seriously!!