Paris' remarks as a country song

I think the things Paris says about herself in the Spring episode could be a song:

What the hell! What the hell!
What is this? What am I feeling?
Fear, loneliness, and heartache.

Listen to me! I sound like a freaking Blake Shelton song.
My hands are shaking. My heart is pounding. God, I thought I was past this.
You saw him out there, mackin' on that slutty biznotch.
And he didn't even look at me. Not so much as a glance.

What the hell! What the hell!
What is this? What am I feeling?
Fear, loneliness, and heartache.

All my education, the advanced degrees. the academic awards, all my accomplishments.
The private club, the Pilates, the dermabrasions, the subtle nips and tucks and I'm still just Paris Geller, the amazing, insignificant, invisible girl.

What the hell! What the hell!
What is this? What am I feeling?
Fear, loneliness, and heartache.

Do not abandon me.
I'm pathetic.
Check out what's in my briefcase. Nothing. I brought it because I thought people would think I was more important. I'm a phony.

What the hell! What the hell!
What is this? What am I feeling?
Fear, loneliness, and heartache.

I'm still in love with Tristin.
The kids hate me. They like the nanny.
Last Christmas, they cried all morning until she came.
I don't blame them. I like the nanny too. I cry sometimes when she leaves.

What the hell! What the hell!
What is this? What am I feeling?
Fear, loneliness, and heartache.