I was looking forward to this movie

How do you screw up zombies?

Well first, you hire a string of z-list actors who couldn't find their rear ends with a script and a follow spot.

Then, give your 'actors' a script so generic it may as well have been written by a thirteen year old on a Mountain Dew high.

Next, include CGI zombies so badly animated that they could have been ripped from a ten dollar zoo simulator.

Last, film the entire thing as a serious drama.

It took my three tries to slog my way through the first half hour Zoombies, I only made it to the end this time because I was feeling especially masochistic tonight.

Sigh. I think I'll go wash my brain with some Rocky Horror, and maybe chase it with a little Monster High (http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0097905/)