Things I learned watching HT2
1. It's a few decades later, but the Hard Target brand still believes Spanish people are bullfighter, carry swords, talk with bad accents, make a good villan, and look like Mexicans.
2. An MMA fighter doesn't need no special weapons training, just pick up an AK and start mowing down brown soldiers that apparently never received the memo about firing from behind cover.
3. Ugly Asian chicks make the best side kicks.
4. "Spanish" guy mentioned in #1 can throw a spear quite some distance and not only hit, but set off a land mine obscured by brush. No doubt he learned this spear chucking skillz during his conquest of Africa.
5. You can kill a skanks husband during an MMA fight in brutal fashion and be forgiven as long as you buy her a beach house. She'll even sign the letter "love" (enter skanks name here).