Trouble with Today's Kids...
That's the trouble with today's kids - they never played Doom - otherwise they'd know the risk of teleportation and the Satanic nether-realms.
shareThat's the trouble with today's kids - they never played Doom - otherwise they'd know the risk of teleportation and the Satanic nether-realms.
shareI immediately thought of Doom when I read the synopsis.
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...and they play too many plumber-based platformers.
shareKids today play Call of Duty, not Mario.
Try connecting to a COD game online, and it sounds like a kindergarten screaming.
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"Hardcore" platformers of the 90's"? Wotta larf.
Have you ever played the original Thexder? (1985). No save points for the entire game!!! Now that's hardcore. You 90's platformers are just a wimpy buncha wussie pussy namby-pamby pansies. But why am I telling you this? You already know that.
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A ha ha ha ha ha! You really need to get out more. Go ride a 🚲 around the block. Unless you're stuck inside an iron lung or something, in which case I apologize for being insensitive.
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