Timeline Makes NO Sense
I posted something similar on the Project Greenlight forum but the timeline of this film made ZERO sense. Didn't any executive or anyone go, "Hmmm... wait a minute, at what time in the night do these events happens?"
Dusk - 9PM? -- Party. It starts in broad daylight, then goes on into the night so we can assume it's at least until 9pm. (This should have been a brunch, to make time for the rest of the things.)
11PMish -- Bedtime, the younger sister (for whatever reason we haven't seen yet) wants to chat with the brother. Instead, the brother wants to drink.
12AMish -- The family arrives at some random party (which isn't exciting enough) where 12 people are sitting on a couch drinking, then people start falling into the pool as the "chaos"? The level of "chaos" is soooo forced and it's barely anything. This should be like the film, "Neighbors," with speed ramps, neon, etc. Nah, just boring people sitting around.
1AMish -- Then, after the party, the brother takes a car and gets into a fender-bender... where a guy is parked on the side of the street at that hour? Why in the hell would someone be parked on the side of the street? (I'm assuming this isn't how it was supposed to be but it's what they showed... I'm sure he was supposed to have been driving.) A fender-bender is what's going to "bring the family down"? That's what the dad is freaked-out about?
3AMish -- Everyone gets home but, the day before the wedding, now the dad wants to interrogate Charlie!? Any real life person would want to go to bed or they would have already done this BEFORE the pre-wedding party... but if not, show someone handing him some documents!!! Then, it ups the stakes, like, we know the dad has something on him.
4AMish -- Charlie's random confession to family who's still awake. Huh?
4:30-5:30AM -- The basement interrogation and just mouth vomit of unprompted random exposition.
8AM -- People are waking up, not tired, having a pillow fight, watching the wedding being set up. Then the wedding goes off a couple hours later!?
I mean... come the hell on. This is supposed to be ONE NIGHT!? Then they should have started way earlier to have it make any kind of sense and I can't fathom how a director or a producer or a network executive couldn't put this simple timeline together and go, "Yeah... this is just stupid."
Plus, every character was not likable or relatable. Right out of the gate, Charlie and the soon-to-be wife are constantly kissing. I mean, is that how we show they like each other? I can imagine Jason; "Um, just kiss... a lot... I believe that is what humans do to show this thing called love." Then the brother comes in and it's just a lotta smoke, not much fire. Like, oh, something's going down!! Oh, not really. NOBODY IS DEVELOPED!!!!!! Oh, the sister is a politician? SHOW IT. The sister is a lawyer? SHOW IT!! It's just talking heads the whole time.
The problem is the ridiculous over-reaction to the smallest plot point and we're all supposed to be along for 'the ride' when it's not a ride at all.
- Brother shows up (how in the hell did he get an invitation if "Charlie" wasn't using his real name!!!!?)
- They go to a small get-together
- A car is crashed
- The dad points a gun at them in the basement
- The end.
Buckle up.
And, btw... a real director doesn't need to over-score every... single... scene. My God. Like, it's not funny but if make the lame needle-drop score REALLY LOUD IT'LL BE FUNNY!!!!! Nope.