Political correctness or biases I have learned from Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, MIssouri

1. If your daughter call you a B*tch, you find it funny, that's ok;

2. If your daughter also calls you a hypocrite, accuses you to drive your kids while drunk and shouts at you, that is still ok;

3. But if you're son is defending you (cause obviously you need it) and insults his sister in the process this, however, is clearly not acceptable;

4. If the police chief of your city is a lazy bad man who doesn't care about your daughter "raped while dying", you have the right to put an ad telling the whole world about it, even if he has cancer and you know it;

5. Wait, it seems the chief is actually not lazy at all, is a nice person, care about your daughter, is the perfect father, a good police officer, made a proper investigation, love his wife and even horses; actually, he seems the perfect guy but you still still feel right to ad your grief against him since he's still a white old man police after all;

6. Chief is so nice and understandable of your grief that he even pays the next month of the ad that you couldn't afford;

7. That way, there is no connection between your behaviour and his suicide and, to be sure you don't feel bad about it and viewers understand it, the chief even writes a letter absolving you on top of that;

8. Or Maybe Chief knew he was too old and sick to solve the case but by suiciding himself some police would stand up and solve the case instead of blaming the family for the ad;

9. But how is that possible since in TBOE,M every white police are somehow all trashes with many or all of the following charateristics:
-nuts;
-racists;
-Torturer (ok only one of them);
-Lazy;
-Bully;
-cry like sissies;
-and of course are men;

10. But actually, you don't have to be a police to be a bad person in TBOE,M since every middle-aged white men who doesn't have cancer are all flawed one way or another;

11. But guess what, the new chief is black, so all good;

12. In TBOE,M, all black people are super nice persons (one spit down but its ambiguous);

12. The first move of the new chief is to come unarmed in the police station and confront the crazy cop who just threw a man out of the windows, hit him while he was down and suspiciously talked at the (unknown at that moment) new chief with disdain because obviously he's black;

13. At least, if the new chief does not care for his life, he should have arrested the crazy cop but it does not seem very important now that he showed who's in command;

14. If a dwarf gives you the perfect alibi, you say thanks by insulting him saying you won't sleep with him (he's still a middle-aged white men);

16. But being a white dwarf is still slightly better than being just a white dude so you emphasize it by having a 55 something old man saying that a normal woman is big for a dwarf which makes you pretty dumb since your dating a 19 years old girl;

17. In TBOE,M, all young white girls are dumbs and have problems:

-Pamela is racist but that's ok cause she doesn't mean it;

-Penelope is having daddies issues and everyone acts like she's nuts but she is actually saying clever things (poor script?);

-Angela : see number 1 to 3;

18. If you're the worst white trash in town, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn, get the beating of your life and start a journey to kill the worst white trash in America;