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When Fred Willard says "You know they can criticize our country, but if a rabbi can get together with a worm and entertain our citizens, we've got a pretty solid future."

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Sounds like a metzitzah b'peh joke!

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"I've had three yeast infections since my divorce. I just want to stick a hair brush down there and get it out."

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"Strictly speaking I took a vow of silence. But you know, *beep* it."

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The sound of that sound, is the greatest sound in the world.

---Listen, ..do you smell something?---

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We've been doing this thing where you don't go to sleep mad at each other...and I'm exhausted.



[blue] The revolution, which was scheduled to be televised, has been put on indefinite hiatus.[/blue

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1 - Is it a real rabbi?

2 - The dwarf: Yeah, because we all know each other...

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