100 things we learned from this movie...

1. If you trap a demon in your Quija board, just keep it carelessly on a shelf for even your little son to find!

2. If the demon is set free and you manage to trap it once more, still keep the board around, and make sure it's not hard to find!

3. If a girl hears that the boy next door killed a few people and then his own father tried to kill him, before he got sent away for 30 years, she will almost be in love with him when he returns and she won't be nervous around him or anything.

4. All women are attracted to fat beer swelling insensitive pigs.

5. If a shaman says you shouldn't break the circle, make sure you run off as soon as you get the chance.

6. A demon will seriously scratch your back if you play with a Ouija board for no apparent reason. When this happens, keep playing, it's probably no cause for alarm.

7. When the weird old man who tried to kill his own son dies, make sure you come to the wake even if you don't live there anymore, or have had no contact with that family whatsoever. If you are lucky you run into his son whom you haven't seen in 30 years, and you will fall instantly in love.

8. If you are possessed you have very little blood in your body. A stab in the heart will hardly spill a drop.

9. Even the topless scene couldn't raise the crappy IMDB score.

10. You will never get the time back which was wasted on this science project "let's see HOW bad we can make this turd."