Open Letter to Little What's Her Face

Dear You,

Although I feel horrible about having to be the one to say this, it has to be said. Your acting sucks. Please stop. Everyone else was pretty bad also, and although you were not - by far - the worst, you are the youngest, so that is cause for hope.

Whomever told you to do this would, in a just world, be turned over to DCF, but we are a far cry from a just world. If nothing else, fire them, or don't ever take their advice about anything ever again. I mean seriously; if they tell you that it looks like rain and to bring an umbrella, don't. They can't be trusted.

Lastly, I am sure that I speak for all of us when I say that we wish you all the best in your chosen career...as long as that career isn't acting. There a a lot of other things you can do, like being a doctor, a lawyer, or even a stripper, unless you dance as well as you act, in which case, forget being a stripper.

Sincerely,
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