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The two women in the control room are awful


Seriously. It's not even like I'm just apathetic to them, I actually started hating them before the first challenge ended.

I'm sure having a character that monitoring everything and occasionally screwing around with things could be at least be fairly interesting, maybe even actually creepy if done well, but it was just executed in the worst way possible. They come off less like evil controllers of the players' fate and more like two teen girls sitting in a movie theater who think they're funny and subsequently refuse to shut up. That's about the amount of interest they show, too.

They didn't seem like they were even trying to be scary, they missed being funny by a long shot and missed being entertaining by an even longer one. I'm not going to say that the show would be scary without them there, but it definitely would be closer to it without those two chiming in every fifteen seconds, and a good, creepy or funny (I honestly don't know what the hell they're even going with on this show anymore) host could have done wonders. But instead they took the easiest and most obvious way out with the hosts, and it didn't fit, and it sucked.

Heck, I'd say this show could have done fairly well without hosts. Sound is important in horror; silence works well for tension. Have the instructions written on the walls in fake blood or something. Cliche? Yes. Obnoxious? Not as much as they were.


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I agree, they just say something stupid every couple seconds whether it related to the moment or not. I just kinda tuned them out and watched the contestant. It would have been better without them.

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I agree with everything you said. It was like they were trying to do their own version of MST3K. I loved Crow and the others on that show, but these two women were not amusing at all, just obnoxious. At times they seemed so disinterested that it reminded me of the "tour guide" on rides like King Kong and Jaws.

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bad day, buddy? They're not that bad. They make me laugh a lot while the stupid contestants jump at everything. "Don't say YOLO" lolll honestly I wish they were my friends.

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They sound bored. And over it. A host should be interesting, but at the very least seem interested in the festivities.

I found their disposition contagious - I became bored and was quickly over it. I turned off the TV to come here and make sure I'm not the only one turned off by them.

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the soska sisters Jen and Sylvia were slightly funny. in fact i watched because of liking them as writers\directors


Rob Zombie is one of the greatest directors today

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and for lezzing out in a vomit fetish film

If Satan lived in Heaven, he'd be me

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Yes, thank you! Not sure if this show would be good without them but I agree with every word you said, they are terrible!

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Just started watching this on Netflix. I want to like it because I love horror and haunted houses. So I figured perfect to watch home while home alone. But nope, it's just ok. The atmosphere is nothing exciting or scary or gross, just blah. I was hoping for really creepy stories and "final girl" situations. But ultimately, the hosts are just awful. They aren't funny or scary, which is a big problem. They sound like 80s valley girls, which would've been awesome if they were like Heathers (dark humor with a sarcastic tone) but instead they just sound whiney. I really really wanted to like this, too bad

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I find that they make me root for the contestants more.

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Love the Mistresses of Ceremony. Dry, campy humor. The only thing that would make them better is if they had a British accent. I think they really add a lot to the show.

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I happen to love the hosts. I think they make the show and I thought they were so fascinating I looked them up. Turns out they're twin horror movie directors from Canada and Twisted Twins is the name of their company. They're really smart, amazing Independent Film Directors, and they're actually really nice in real life.

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