The Navy would have made this a half-hour movie

First of all, stupid movie with terrible acting but it's a high-budget shark-eating people movie so I loved it. That being said, if a Meg got to the surface it would take one phone call to get a navy ship to come and shoot the thing. If a sharp object can cut the sucker up, then some high-powered machine guns from a Coast Guard ship or, if that's not enough, from an aircraft carrier would blow that thing away. Honestly, it would be incredibly easy to spot and track. I'd love to see a HISHE episode showing that.