Professor Mickey Rourke

Nothing says professor quite like having your arms full of shi*ty tattoos that look like they were made by a third grader. You think Einstein didn't have barbed wire tats on his guns (biceps)? You think Marie Curie didn't have a tramp stamp with a made up quote from Marilyn Monroe? Bet you didn't know that Stephen Hawking has a misspelled latin tattoo saying "Momento Meri" on his knuckles either.

If that wasn't enough one should also know it is quite common for professors to have botched plastic surgery on their faces and for their faces to show years of drug and alcohol abuse.

I'd say this was a casting bullseye if I've ever seen one.