Jaw Droppingly Bad: Can I "Do Over" the time I spent watching this one?
But it proves a theory my friend and I have. Sandler makes movies now just to go with his comedian friends to exotic vacation locations. The topic of the movie matters not. The script matters not. Time goofing around with his fellow comedians is the sole goal of Happy Madison production company and.. hey, good for them! I saw this on Netflix so I wasnt out $20 at a theater so I am good with it. Almost. I kinda want 1-2 hours added to the end of my life to account for the time I spent on this stinker. Or a free drink voucher. Something! An autographed copy of Billy Madison? The chance to do a shot with David Spade? Come on people give me something.
I was in awe at how .. disconnected and shoddy and just flat out .. bizarre this movie was. Was it a comedy? A drama? An action movie? Was the dialogue generated by a random computer program or teens high on the dubajoanna? I honestly have no idea whatsoever.
Anyone reading this could crank out better dialogue during a black out whiskey bender after midnight while suffering flu symptoms.
-TS