Review for House of Whores

(Originally posted on fight-evil.com)

*This is my first-time viewing of the film*

I have to say, that was certainly something. In it, three women are sexually tortured and humiliated when three individuals with clown masks come to a home where a porno shoot was about to start.

The gore is cheap but done decently enough. Cheese graters to penises, power drills and electric saws to vaginas, and feces and urine to mouth. The film as a whole is 43 or so minutes (53 if you add in the extra ten minute footage of masked Nurse Hatchet dancing and spreading blood over her body), and has the unique feel of a slapstick movie to it. Corny sound effects, repeated scenes, some ragtime music thrown in, some animation and "amusing" captions, all juxtaposed with brutal scenes of rape and sexual abuse. This super low-quality film is pretty sadistic and sick, despite the playful nature much of the content is portrayed with.

Thinking on it, House of Whores makes me think that some friends watched House of 1000 Corpses one too many times and decided to make a film of moderately attractive girls being brutalized. House of 1000 Corpses, while an odd film, never had the level of slapstick that House of Whores has, though. I will say, the three clowns (Slasho, Smasho, and Shago) were acted pretty well. They seemed legitimately screwed up, and had that frantic quality and bizarre mindset you might expect from these types of people. Which brings me to another comparison, being Hate Crime (2012). Now, Hate Crime had a higher budget, and dealt with a family being tortured as opposed to three women, but the same idea permeates both: mentally unstable people torture and kill for kicks.

House of Whores isn't a great movie, but if you're going out of your way to find it, I can't imagine you'd expect anything different. It's watchable, and it's pretty sick (did I mention forcing a woman to suck on her bloody tampon? No? Well, now I did). Is it something I'd watch multiple times? Not at all, but I am glad that I've seen it. God help anyone else who suffers the same fate. An effective, if not a bit too silly, movie. 6/10.