True Story

This film opened in the U.K. yesterday. I work in a cinema and this really happened last night. A customer comes in and buys a large popcorn & drink then says 'Where is Screen 3? (our smallest screen which is the one where F.S.O.B. is playing). I say 'Please can I see you ticket please' knowing full well that he does not have a ticket. 'You want to see my ticket?' 'Yes please'. The customer then pretends to look for his non existent ticket. 'Oh I think that my brother must have it on him and he is inside'. 'Unfortunately sir we have only sold 2 tickets for this film for the entire day and both of those customers are already in the screen'. 'Err If I buy a ticket now will I be able to get a refund because my brother must have booked a ticket for tomorrow night'. 'I'm sorry sir but we do not have a single pre booking for this film for any performance whatsoever for the ENTIRE WEEK'.
The customer goes back to the counter to buy a ticket and then asks for a Student Discount'.