Best One Liners?


There are so many great one liners I can't remember them all, if you can think of any post them on this thread.

"She's so hot I'd suck her Dad's $%#@ just to see where she came from"

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"You're spare parts aren't ye bud"

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"Is a duck's ass watertight?"

I literally spit out my rum & coke when Wayne said this. My grandpa used to say, "I'd kiss a duck's ass for a cup of tea" all the time. It reminded me of him and he was from small town Ontario too.
Love this show!!

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"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?..."

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"A buck a dart!..."

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"*beep*, Lemony Snickets, what a series of unfortunate events you *beep* been through, you ugly *beep*"

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"Figure it out"

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I've always loved that Wayne always asks how somebody is, then they reply and ask him, and he always says "oh, not so bad."

Until the end, when he's about to fight the natives. She asks how he is and he says, "Lethal."

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Pretty much anything Gail says but the cold open from the first episode is classic.

"You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? What sort of backwards *beep* pageantry is that?"

"What's up with your *beep* body hair, Big Chutes? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl." I actually worked for Parks Canada for a summer at Big Chute so that made me laugh pretty hard.

Squirrley Dan has some good ones too. "I'd snort her dandruff."

Also their coach. "What do you guys think of the program?" "Well..." "Just kidding. I don't give a *beep*

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