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Cat, fish and bird

posted 2 years ago by Boromir (9712)
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The cat behaving like a real cat.
The same with the stupid fish and bird.
So why not use real animals?!? to make the film more realistic.

And now that I think about it, the same goes for Pinocchio. Hire an artist to build a real wooden puppet instead. Much more realistic and creative. For God's sake, you wants to tell me there isn't even one talent artist in the entire United States that capable of doing such a thing?
What a bunch of slackers.

And real old Italian will be nice, someone we can relate to, better someone unknown, instead of the arrogant Tom Hanks.

PS. And NO. You really don't have to choose a famous person to do the voice over just because they famous.

[–] HarlemEagle42 (16135) 2 years ago

If there's gonna be that much CGI in the movie, why not film the whole thing computer-animated?

[–] Boromir (9712) 2 years ago

Good question.
This movie has an identity crisis.

[–] HarlemEagle42 (16135) 2 years ago

Seems a lot of the more recent Disney remakes are suffering that.

[–] DracTarashV2 (4474) 2 years ago

But at the end of the day what has been made clear here more than anything is…. you mad. That’s new around here, lol.

Real animals? Real wooden Pinocchio puppet? A legit Italian and not a famous Hollywood actor that deeply upsets you? Po’ thing. But gee, if only more live-action Pinocchio films existed besides Disney’s more, well, Disney take on the story. Yes, and ones that stick close to the source material and perhaps take little to no creative liberties like unkewl Disney did with their versions (as other studios have). Yes, even Pinocchio films not made by big Hollywood studios full of lesser talents that online complainers are so much better than. 🥱 If only, ya know?

But yea, they didn’t make it YOUR (and all angry bros up here) way? Famous faces are a big No No? And no talented people left in ’murica to make it how it “should” be made? Then make your own damn Pinocchio film; do it your kewl, faithful and superior way. (Or pray for one, idk.) This adaption has its issues, but clearly for *some* the overall execution isn’t the real issue. Anyway, sanctimonious film overlord blasting a harmless movie like this tho… how stereotypically MovieChan (apart from the usual bs that comes from the reactionaries). Stay whining.

[–] Boromir (9712) 2 years ago

Very strange and stupid post by you.
You may be new here, but the purpose of the discussions in movie forum is to express opinions about films. I do think my suggestions would have improved the film.