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2 Hoes in Jerusalem

posted 8 years ago by johnthedoe
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24 yo (or something like that) girls with minds of a 18 yo. Both stupid and both incredibly irritating.
Indiana guy couldnt act even in a porno. Whole Glass thing does not have a point besides it being a camera. Whole song/navigation/face recognition does nothing for the plot. Then what was the point?

Incredibly stupid and cliche character actions.

One costume (or render, who cares) for the monsters. I never seen a male with hourglass figure (her brother)

Wings that could not carry a rat carry adult humans. Bigger ones would have looked better and had more logic behind them.

Its like this was made by somebody that started using his brain for the first time.

That Nephilim must have been on steroids. According to the scripture they were at least 5 times smaller. Its like they watched Cloverfield and just put it here because why not.

And its found footage garbage. Creators! Guess what? That doesnt work anymore.

Im glad there was no plot twist at the end. For example the girl having multiple personalities or some *beep* That would have made this the worst movie of the year.

[–] JJett131313 8 years ago

paul, i think you meant

"2 INCREDIBLY IRRITATING HOES IN JERUSALEM". lol.

my god i wanted the lead "glasses" girl to die within the first 3 minutes of the movie. the blonde wasn't much better.

[–] johnthedoe 8 years ago

you're right. i mentioned "Both stupid and both incredibly irritating. "

[–] Larry-115 8 years ago

I read your comment and I thought, jeez what's this guy's problem? So I look up your posting history and it's nothing but surly negativity.

IMDb -- full of sulky teenagers. 

[–] somepersons 8 years ago

Larry have you even see the movie? If so you wouldn't be saying that crap

[–] somepersons 8 years ago

*Seen

[–] mariusprattwhintey 8 years ago

So true!!!

The majority of what you ve wrotten it's exactly what i think...but my level in english isn't enough good to explain my point of view like you so thk you ;)

[–] asimov-5 8 years ago

Hmm I remember being 18, and I remember being 24, and do you know something, I never changed. I was exactly the same.

If you are an idiot at 18 you will be an idiot at 24.

It was a really bad movie though.

[–] somepersons 8 years ago

so u've been an idiot ur entire life from when u were born up to 24

[–] asimov-5 8 years ago

The word is you've not u've. The other word you are trying to use is your not ur, and finally u is spelt you.
I really believe that this shows who the real idiot is.

Kindly learn the English language before calling somebody an idiot.
Unless you are being ironic, and then I suppose that is different(of course if you are American then irony would be lost on you).

[–] somepersons 8 years ago

ur an idiot

[–] chilone (17266) 7 years ago

(of course if you are American then irony would be lost on you).

......and the one who was looking like the lessor idiot goes straight to the head of the line.

[–] Strazdas (2328) 2 years ago

Never growing up is not something you should be proud of.

[–] joycbeyda 8 years ago

LOL the Nephilim threw me off completely.
Weren't they fallen angels that cohabitated with mankind(according to scriptures)?
I don't know how that thing could have relations with any human.
I always pictured them to be between 10 and 12 feet tall.
That thing was like Godzilla.

[–] agentalbert (2321) 3 years ago

They could have made this a lot better if they contrived a glasses on the nightstand capturing the two irritating hoes in a lesbian romp. That would have been fun.

[–] Strazdas (2328) 2 years ago

The glasses had one gimmic purpose. At the end of the movie the facial recognition feature keeps highlighting faces in the dark.