Possibly the biggest disppointment of the year.
Was really looking forward to this as the reviews were almost universally stellar and I loved A Single Man, but sadly it was a massive disappointment; not because it was too vague but because it was brain-bendingly, hilariously obvious, cripplingly heavy handed and painfully predictable.
Here's a few examples:
1 - Just in case we hadn't noticed this was a 'revenge' story, and revenge for what specifically, Amy Adams character walks past a painting that LITERALLY spells it out and then has a terribly ham-fisted conversation about a baby (LIKE HER ABORTED ONE!)with someone.
2 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson's ridiculous performance as a 'crazy, wild eyed' redneck with no regard for life (who's so 'despicable' his toilet is on his porch outside the front of his house and we have to watch him wipe his arse and inspect his faeces in front of people) that appeared to be worryingly analogous to Amy adam's character which seemed to imply that 'abortion is murder'.
3 - How spectacularly obvious it was that Michael Shannon's cop was dying of cancer meaning that they would go rogue and kill Aaron's gang followed by Amy Adams' 'symbolically' wiping off her lipstick in a statement of rejecting the superficial world she'd foolishly chosen over the emotionally 'real' artist/creator that was Jake Gyllenhal who is quite clearly never going to turn up to their date as the final act of his convoluted 'revenge by art' plan. (Was this supposed to be a twist? Unexpected?)
Critics love this film because of its ham-fisted subtext that "the moneyed, and privileged world surrounding the creative industries (art, fashion, music, literature etc) is superficial and cold whereas the 'real' creators of art (Jake Gyllenhall as stand-in for the 'creative director' Tom Ford) are tragic outsiders that communicate truth and will have their 'revenge' by means of their work's genius remaining long after the parties are over".
Ultimately it was a series of Ford-era Gucci ads beautifully shot and edited that couldn't escape the gravity of the vacuum at their center. Perhaps this fashion emperor should design himself some new clothes, because on this evidence he's looking very naked indeed...