Watching this will make you dumber

Seriously much much dumber. I'm also rooting for the earthquakes after less than half of this B- second year film student movie. I was thinking that this was supposed to be a hilarious spoof until I realized that someone forgot to tell the actors. They are all taking this waaaay too seriously to have known what they were doing.

The last time I saw something this bad I went blind for two years. That movie was "Ticks" starring Carleton from Fresh Prince as the inner-city badass who helps fight off giant ticks created by runoff from marijuana farms.

This movie makes "Ticks" look like Citizen *beep* Kane (I'm assuming that Citizen *beep* Kane has to be a porno spoof but I don't want to google it to remove the mystery).