1.Whiteny Houston (okay, maybe when she was alive)
2.Michael Jackson (likewise)
3.Eve Plumb (I posted on the Brady Bunch board--after all Maureen McCormick, who could do the roasting, has done these roasts)
4.The Karsdashians
5.The Jersey Shore
6.Aaron Carter
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MAGIC=Sarah Silverman.
To be honest, Aaron Carter isn't relevant enough and never was to be roasted.
I think they should try and stick with comedians and the like mostly. I understand Bieber, because a lot of people really do hate him even before all his antics were public. But they always say "we only roast the ones we love." Well, not always. But they did Donald Trump too, so I guess that was never an absolute. And get some of the old roasters back. I'm not saying they all have to be just stand up comedians, but at least more people with a comedy background. I'm going to break my own rule with some of my suggestions here about who I want to be roasted but I just think they need to go back to the basics sort of.
My picks:
Howard Stern
Steve Martin
Eddie Murphy
Jay Leno
Jon Stewart
Kevin Smith
Stan Lee
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jim Carrey
Alec Baldwin
Betty White
Bill Maher
Ellen Degneras
Rosie O'Donnell
George Lucas
Tom Cruise. I know a lot of people don't like the guy, but same with Bieber. And he's shown he can make fun of himself and take a joke.
Arnold Schwarzenegger for some reason i think is a likely one. someone who is aware enough of his image and is known to have a sense of humor about it himself. and also provided some scandals. i think we might just get to see that one.
Jim Carrey might be another one.
not sure about the rest, for various reasons.
David Miscavige
shareNo idea who Aaron Carter is.
Kardashians and Jersey Shore... please no!! Fame whore nobodies who have too much attention anyway. Don't give them anymore, keep it to real celebrities like Charlie Sheen who was great.
Tom Cruise would be great as someone already said.
David Spade
Mel Gibson
Jack Nicholson
Lindsey Lohan
Jack Black
Neil Patrick Harris
Adam Sandler
Rob Schneider
AND by ROASTS I MEAN.....attacks..NOT praising....Lindsay Lohan, Bill Maher (attacks veiled as jokes...what's good for da goose is good for...you know)(..very good ideas, and I am SURE that they'd be very shocked to be roasted, as you'd have to be deceptive to get them on. I like what Lisa Lampanelli did in the bit that I've been mentioning..,the final "Tough Love" track: NOT have the roasted ones on and actually have the ones you hate on and make attacks on them (on Maher: someone gave him a piecveof meat and a John Wayne poster; on Lohan, an award for worst driver.)
Permanent avatar:Courtney Thorne-Smith
Twitter account:SJCarras
MAGIC=Sarah Silverman.
I agree entirely with what your saying with attacks not praise. Mel Gibson for example they would have plenty of material on. His racist rants, problems with girlfriends, cheating on his wife, anger issues, bad movies, womanising etc.
I would love to see them go hell for leather on him (and the others), not because I hate him because I think good comedians could do it well.
Would he agree to it. Highly unlikely but that doesn't mean I don't want to see it
Steve Harvey
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Just because you are too stupid to understand it, it does not mean that it is a plot hole
I'm a huge fan of Jon Stewart so I would love to see a roast of him with Stephen Colbert as a roaster.
I also think a Bill Murray roast would be pretty funny
I don't think Michael would've agreed to it. He was in denial of a lot of problems in his life.
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