What Is Devane Doing In This Claptrap Show?

Hey folks,

In his fifty years in the acting business, Devane must have made a good many millions of bucks. For him to be in this infantile claptrap show, however, he must have blown all his dough. Devane has done some fine journeyman acting in the last five decades; it is a shame he has to go out on such a terrible show as this. What do these people do with all the money they make?

Best wishes,
Dave Wile