Jamie Doran penis and butt - Fifty Shades Darker (2017) Discussion

[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

Well, there was this pretty big dick, but he gets yanked out and beaten hard pretty good.

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[–] isundling 7 years ago

Sure a lot of interest in butts and dicks on this board...mostly men..

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[–] starzshine22 7 years ago

So very true! Thats why brian whatever lives on this board. Explains a lot!

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (738999) 7 years ago

You're funny Starzshine! But where have you been on this board? You were missing for a while.

And BTW, if you want see a picture of my cock--which apparently you're seeking--just let me know and I can send a screenshot, my darling.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

And BTW, if you want see a picture of my cock--which apparently you're seeking--just let me know and I can send a screenshot, my darling.

Here's a teacher who we will see in the news very soon, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (738999) 7 years ago

Stacey, I've always liked your posts. But let me get this straight: You think this "teacher" who is apperently recommendable in North Carolina is recommendable? When she has the worst resume imaginable.

Please don't make your criticism based on her questioning of my "manhood." I only brought that up because that bitch was making a baseless claim that I was anti-woman because I am indeed a feminist who supports many candidates.

I think of this idiot as a remarkable coward and a total douchebag. Why don't you feel the exact same way?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

I'm a person of my word. If I say something online, or in real life, it's true to the best of my knowledge. I'm a straight shooter, always have been, always will be. I strive to be an honorable person and who I am online is just the same as who I am in real life. You've been rather annoying so far, but hey, maybe you have nothing going on in your life and this is how you get off. Who am I to say boo about it?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4465564/board/thread/265975236?d=265980881#265980881

I totally agree! Because I work in the field of education, this is a very personal issue to me. I teach a lot of students who will never remember me, but I do hope to still instill some values that they'll keep in mind as they progress through their careers.

If your post is true, the one saying how you work in education, guiding children, I think it's reprehensible of you to bully women on a message board and offer to send dick pics to the ones you like. For your sake, I hope you're a liar. I'd rather you be a liar than someone this damn creepy. And if you do work in education, and you are sending dick pics out to people who you really don't know how old they truly are, then you will get caught. You will go to jail. You're life will be ruined. Life's about balance, Brian_007, and this inexcusable behavior is rather disgusting and tips the scales.

So, you can group me with whoever you like, I really don't care. I will not lose sleep at night over the antics of a message board pervert. But if someone like you is teaching my children, an almost 40 year old man sending my child a dick pic, we'd have problems, and when I say we, I mean you would most definitely have a problem. A big one. So, if I were you, I'd cut out the dick pic $hit before you find yourself labeled a pedophile. If you think these boards aren't watched, you're sadly mistaken. Just saying.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (738999) 7 years ago

I know now that "Stacey" is loser herself--defending Archer," "Starzeshine," etc.

And her personal attacks are not only way out of line but completely reprehensible.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

You do know that I was talking about Jack Hyde, right? ;-)

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[–] Ackbar_is_Snoke 7 years ago

Go watch some gay porn if you want Penis and man butt

God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

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[–] Selimflix 7 years ago

I thought penis and male butt was a myth

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

Go watch some gay porn if you want Penis and man butt

No need to do that to see penis and bum, just check out far superior material to this, Game of Thrones, Shame with Michael Fassbender, Gone Girl, The Affair, the Leftovers just to name a few!

Seriously why do people have to get all homophobic about this?

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

There are a lot of men who are interested in seeing Jamie naked. Have you ever heard of a search engine?

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] alanramirez1 7 years ago

You pretty much see everything except his penis. There are like two butt shots.

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

There are like two butt shots.

So that's basically double the butt scenes that he does in Grey, Oh wow do i feel sorry for complaining all these years he hasn't had to strip off as much as Dakota! TWO WHOLE BUTT SCENES!

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[–] starzshine22 7 years ago

You should feel sorry for complaining for all these years. You do understand that Dakota was given a script and even allowed to read it before she signed on to do the movie. So I feel pretty safe saying she did indeed know ,how much more she was going to strip in this movie than Jamie. She was not blindsided,so apparently she was ok with it. Why you whine about it all the time I don't understand. Women have been getting the shaft (pun) from the beginning of time. No it's not ok...No,its not right. But Im sure you could find thousands of other movies to preach to about the same thing. Im sure if I watched you'r talking kid movie I could find something in it that demoralizes women.

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

You should feel sorry for complaining for all these years. You do understand that Dakota was given a script and even allowed to read it before she signed on to do the movie.

No i don't feel one bit sorry for complaining, Scott Eastwood confirmed he auditioned for Grey and was told that full frontal nudity was required for the part so its unfair that Jamie got away with it!

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

I don't think he auditioned. He said he was going to but then he felt uneasy since there was no script and that whole little nudity issue. But it's like the Law of Diminishing Returns when it comes to the studio's stance on nudity. In the beginning they had a cesspool of talent to choose from, so they were up on their high horse concerning their demands. By the end, they couldn't be choosy, and throw their weight around, when production was due to get delayed, so they caved. And boom, Jamie Dornan got his clause accepted and signed off on--this is my guess.

But even if the studio came back to Scott, or someone like Scott, and said, 'Hey, you remember what we said about that whole nudity issue. Yeah, we were just kidding. You can keep your clothes on, kid." Do you really think his dad wouldn't have pressured him to not take the role, knowing what it would do to his son's career? Maybe the studio did come back later to some of these more well known actors, but they had time to think it over and read the already talked-about gossip being churned out, and decided to pass.

http://www.newnownext.com/demigod-ish-scott-eastwood-turned-down-fifty-shades-of-grey/03/2015/

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

Well Jamie should face the backlash like a man and reveal why he didn't want to do full frontal for this movie not by baiting people with "you have to see the movie and see" BS

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

You say that as if he has a choice on what to say, act, or talk about in public when it comes to this movie. He'd be the one getting his ass legally whipped if he gave out anything other than getting people curious to buy a ticket and see for themselves.

I wouldn't be surprised if they asked him to take off his wedding ring in those multi-city premiers to promote the movie even further. I can't, and honestly don't, want to think how hard they came down on Dakota and Jamie to sell this real life image of them being together for the press tour. And why, so these craze-nut 'Damie' fans I die a little every time I write that ridiculous word can get another delusional minute of hope that these two are actually together?

I said this before and will say it again. If I was Jamie and my marriage would actually be in disrepair, which I don't think it is, I'd buy my wife off in keeping up with the married image until this franchise is in the rear view mirror. They will bleed this ideology dry, selling Jamie and Dakota as lovers if you give them half the chance.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone don't have to go those lengths to promote their movies

You say that as if he has a choice on what to say, act, or talk about in public when it comes to this movie. He'd be the one getting his ass legally whipped if he gave out anything other than getting people curious to buy a ticket and see for themselves.

He said straight out for the first one he signed a contract it ticked off the fans, he or the producers didn't learn from their mistake so for Darker he/they teased with them with the whole "perhaps this time" routine in which fans see not only does he not go full frontal but he's even less naked than the last one! This movie is meant to be for women but all we got is Dakota's funbags flapping about in the wind!

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

Comparing these two on-screen couples is like comparing apples to oranges. Gosling and Stone are not in a money maker like FSOG. Now, don't get that confused with quality. FSOG was always about making as much as they can, not about producing a movie of quality. It will say, do, and pretend to be anything to break box office numbers. It's like a deal with the devil.

Also, Ryan Gosling most likely doesn't even audition for roles anymore, he probably has a stack of scripts to choose from, sent by people who know Ryan's got the power when it comes to negotiations. They're not going to squeeze him to do anything he doesn't want to do because just his name sells tickets. He has a huge fan base. He can walk away from a script and get another, just as easily, and I'm sure they know that going in.

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

Do you really think his dad wouldn't have pressured him to not take the role, knowing what it would do to his son's career?

Clint Eastwood got his start in television and spaghetti westerns. He starred in a movie with an orangutan and for about a decade insisted his squeeze Sondra Locke was in every movie he made. Clint is not the epitome of Hollywood career purity you make him out to be.

He just lived long enough for people to forget his showbiz roots.

As for Scott, there's not a chance in hell he turned down the role of Christian Grey.

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

Clint is not the epitome of Hollywood career purity you make him out to be.

Once again, your words not mine. How come you only know what I say when you copy and past my posts, then proceed to put it up as if it's your own argument without any credit due? It's truly baffling. You are the EL James of this board.

If Clint Eastwood had a father in Hollywood, like Scott Eastwood has, Clint may never had to have made that movie with the cute little orangutan--which, was one of my favorite movies as a kid, so I'm glad he did make it. And I'm sure nobody has forgotten what Clint Eastwood is like, least of all, Sondra Locke. Try reading this biography, it's a great book!

https://www.amazon.com/Good-Bad-Very-Ugly-Hollywood/dp/068815462X

Clint has more power in Hollywood than you seem to understand or can grasp.

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

Clint has more power in Hollywood than you seem to understand or can grasp.

Maybe. But Clint still didn't have enough power to get his son the role of Christian Grey.

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

Maybe. But Clint still didn't have enough power to get his son the role of Christian Grey.

Portrait, I can't tell now if you're just trolling or you actually believe what you're saying. I mean seriously. Are you typing that with a straight face or does EL have a gun to your head?

So, you're saying that Clint has less power than Dana what's his face? Do you mind doing me a favor? Can you take a picture and upload it here, so I can figure out what universe you actually reside in? I'd like to see how life is on opposite day, every day of that rabid ass year where you must live 

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

what universe you actually reside in? I'd like to see how life is on opposite day

Are you saying that Clint Eastwood DID get Scott the role of Christian Grey? That would be the only way your ranting would make sense.

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

Insightful and verbally clever, with lightning fast reflexes and a compassionate heart. Doesn't tolerate fools gladly.

If IMDb boards weren't closing, I'd say you need to update your profile. This isn't you. This is might be me, but it's most definitely not you. There's not an ounce of cleverness, lightning fast reflexes, or a compassionate heart in you--at least not what you displayed here on these boards. And I don't know if you tolerate fools gladly. It must be hard to tell who a fool is when you're one yourself.

You've been nothing but hateful, short sighted, and rude since I had the unfortunate experience to come across you. You enjoy antagonizing and putting down people for having an opinion that's the opposite of yours. You are the female version of Brian_007.

For your sake, I hope you're only a prick online. Not that it makes a difference, what's done is done, karma's been rendered and totaled. But, damn, at this rate in your next life you're going to come back as a rock, and truly be just a portrait-of-a-statue that you claim to be in this one. Find a heart and use one.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

No, it's me. Certainly not you. And if asking for reasonable argumentation is rude, then I am rude.

Try this: If Clint were as powerful as you say he is, he would have exerted his power over the producers of Fifty...and "encouraged" them to hire his son, Scott.

Who played Christian Grey?

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

I don't follow Scott Eastwood's career. I'm not a fan of Fifty. The only reason I'm on this board is because of Jamie. So, I really don't know the point you're trying to prove. Why Jamie got it or why Scott turned it away, because I have little doubt if Scott wanted it, he could've had it. Just like if Clint wanted to produce Fifty, he could've produced Fifty.

But enough on this topic. I will agree to disagree on this issue.

But there really is no reason to keep this going. You're closer to the grave than your momma's womb. If common sense and intelligence hasn't found you yet, there's probably really no hope. So, why waste my time, right? My last three posts towards you are more about the way you've treated others on these boards, how despicable you've been. You confuse cleverness with being a jerk. You confuse intelligence with copy and paste, plagiarizing yourself left and right.

I feel like I literally lose brain cells conversing with you and over all just feel yucky. I'm not even kidding. There's this yuck factor all over you, and I'm actually jumping into the shower in a minute because I feel your presence all over me. You're an entity without the ominous music for warning. If you care for humanity whatsoever, instead of a paw print as your profile picture, you should have the universal symbol for poison control to warn others to stay away from your contagion. You, Portrait, are the very definition of Mr. Yuk.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/jenn84x/works/10008109-mr-yuk?grid_pos=1&p=sticker

Try to treat people how you would like to be treated, on and off the computer. Be kind. Be generous. Be nice. Love yourself a little, then maybe a little of that hate will dissipate around you. Good luck with your life, POS. Hey, at least you got something right, right? POS--suitable acronym. Good job!

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

plagiarizing yourself left and right.

Can you provide some examples of this?

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4465564/board/thread/266005477?d=266006196#266006196

You mean like this? This is how a dishonorable person handles herself. Instead of showing proof that I'm wrong, you incriminate yourself by deleting the evidence.

Hillary Clinton, is this you?

I don't even care. The fact you deleted shows your guilt. You did it the other day with Brian as well, when he busted you for making fun of Mya's age, which you just did again today, btw.

You're pathetic.

And yes, I do have a neck. Thanks for asking. How about you? Where's your profile picture? I see you have a paw print, must be a female dog. Makes sense why you're such a 3itch all the time.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4465564/board/thread/266005477?d=266006196#266006196

If you are trying to prove I deleted a post, why did you link to a post that was not deleted?

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stacy0912 7 years ago

I don't know how you do it, but you do. How do you top your ignorance so thoroughly? Your posts should be headlined:

Daily Lack of Intelligence Report:

If you are trying to prove I deleted a post, why did you link to a post that was not deleted?

Do you know a difference between a post and a thread? Thread is still there, which is what you're referring to, I imagine. The seven posts that are deleted are the ones where you copied and pasted my argument, and put it up as your own. After I confronted you with it, then you deleted it quickly this morning. That's what you do. You delete. Everyone here who has had the displeasure of conversing with you knows this. The fact that you know this too, and still want to point it out because you think no one else can figure it out that it was you, because you're actually that narcissistic, is insane.

Go take your crazy pills, Delores.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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[–] Portrait-of-a-Statue 7 years ago

I deleted nothing.

Don't tell me you love animals if that's cow muscle on your plate.

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[–] stevenmorrisseyx 7 years ago

I simply asked a question and the level of homophobia by some of the straight women is interesting. Newsflash to the straight ladies if there are HOT MEN in a movie gay men we are going to be interested. I don't care about Dakota Johnson but I will say she is a good actress. As for Jamie Doran he is a solid actor if you saw the Fall you would know that. I think he is hot and I hope other gay men do not get discouraged by some of these homophobic cows.

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[–] starzshine22 7 years ago

Not sure I recall seeing any homophobic cow posts. I went and saw the movie today. In our group we had a gay man with us who was just as excited as the women to see Jamie's man parts. We had a great time. I really liked the movie

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[–] MyaRose 7 years ago

In our group we had a gay man with us who was just as excited as the women to see Jamie's man parts.

So how disappointed was he?

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