100 things we learned from 'The Corpse of Anna Fritz'

Boom.

dont bring your friends to your work place

Anna Fritz has nine lives and the guy trying to save her dies simply from getting hit in the face (?)

- famous spanish actresses have german names
- you can resurrect dead women by raping their corpse

1. Bros before hos. Always.
2. Don't bring your friends to your workplace
3. Anna Fritz has nine lives and the guy trying to save her dies simply from getting hit in the face (?)
4. Famous Spanish actresses have German names
5. You can resurrect dead women by raping their corpses
6. If you're going to have sex with a dead girl, make sure she's really dead
7. If you're second in line to have sex with a dead girl, spit may not be required
8. Javi hangs out with the wrong crowd
9. Killing Javi is a walk in the park, compared to Anna