Lessons I Learned From Stalked By My Neighbor
1. If you open your apartment door and see a stranger standing outside, stare at him for a few seconds before trying to close the door and stop him from getting in.
2. While being attacked in your home, keep running to your computer where your mother is watching through the webcam-don't even consider trying to run for the door.
3. A teenage girl can be brutally attacked (all the while screaming in pain) and not one of her neighbors will hear it.
4. After being the victim of a crime in the big city, don't move to the suburbs. This movie and "Kept Woman" prove that it only leads to more trauma.
5. PTSD can cause a person to take pictures of her new neighbors.
6. All club bouncers are perverts.
7. Want to convince a girl that you're not a murderer? Tell her you think she's cute and dance with her. That will make her instantly certain of your innocence.
8. When you have a gun pointed at someone, wait about five seconds before pulling the trigger.