1) If an old, creepy guy starts making conversation on a train, you MUST talk back to him, and be nice. Otherwise you will feel responsible forever for his suicide.
2) Do not call your child Xoan. There is a high chance he will drown.
3) Even in a bad wig, some men will still do you.
4) Washing your hair doesn't just age you but can change you into a completely different person.
Spoiler..
5. If u have an off fling with a married man you must pay it forward by bequeathing a sensitive lover (preferably to the betrayed woman)
6. If you don't keep in contact with your mum you will miss out on some beautiful birthday cakes (but if u do, you probably have to share it)
7. Always tell a sexy stranger on a train exactly where you are going
Hahahahahaha! So funny!
This movie was such a waste of time, but at least your comments made me laugh about it!