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God, what a stupid movie (spoilers)

posted 8 years ago by simplemines
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So she's upstairs, the priest says there's so much blood, she probably killed someone...and suddenly nobody's interested in finding who she killed. So there's a body upstairs, and he brings the demon a ham sandwich, cause the demon might be hungry. How much time elapses between when they notice all the blood and when the demon gets around to pointing out that mom's in the closet?

God, what a stupid movie. Want exorcisms? Reply 'The Exorcist.' At least that makes freaking sense.

[–] barrin21 8 years ago

The boyfriend was so *beep* stupid.

He's convinced she's possessed, and then suddenly it takes another 30 minutes of the film to convince him again? What?

[–] jbaxtron 8 years ago

The Fiance was a moron. Gets a call from her friend frantic that Emily is trying to kill her. He gets to the house, finds her dead. Then brings Emily home and seemingly "Forgets" she most assuredly murdered her friend.

[–] IceWave2000 8 years ago

Exactly, this is one of the most stupidest movies I have ever seen.

Suggestions to call the police were completely ignored.

The demon had killed two people and was offered a ham sandwich.

[–] VartanD 8 years ago

My fav was the big, bad demon from hell who will tear your soul apart and torture you forever without reprieve....and all he had was a pretty damned lame ass right cross to her jaw? I mean come on! I was possessed one time and he made me do stuff that I still can't tell my therapist! And one time I was possessed at band camp, and took my clarinet and.... Ok, maybe that wasn't a demon that time, it was a movie flashback, but it was pretty darned horrible! But a lame ass right cross? The poor guy was so damned stiff in all that frigging rubber that he could barely move! He looked like danged Godzilla for god's sake! I half expected him to snort some fire at the girl and swat her with his tail. A lame ass right cross? Lame ass demon, more like!

Colm and Adrian were the reason I watched this one all the way through. I love Colm and I really enjoy Adrian. There can BE ONLY ONE! This one wasn't that one.