Bite Kinda ....


.... bites.

While it certainly delivers the goopy, slimy goodness .... it is just so laughable. Among the howlers:

1) The lead character grows sicker and sicker and never ever leaves the house (except to get an antibiotic cream ..... and a pregnancy test ABOUT THREE DAYS AFTER her floozy, drunken bachelorette party and about a day after finally boinking her fiancé ............ HA !

2) Her future monster in law enters the apartment, finds it looking like half spider's web/half slimy bug pit ....... and proceeds to stay and bicker with the girl until she is killed.

3) Dim bulb bestie # 1 enters the same half spider's web/half slimy bug pit and STAYS and searches around for her friend shouting 'Casey, you're scaring me' .... REALLY ? And then only tries to use her cellphone AFTER it drops in the slime filled, future monster in law filled bathtub. DOUBLE HA !

4) Dim bumb bestie # 2 (who pulls some soap opera vixen moves and then bones lead girl's fiancé) ALSO enters the half spider's web/half slimy bug pit and ALSO doesn't run out screaming or calling anyone for help ........ gets captured by buggy lead girl and proceeds to say 'we can get you to a hospital ...it's not that bad....' .... REALLY ? TRIPLE HA !

5) Fiance boy finally nails the lead girl, afterwards notices some funky discharge while taking a leak .......THEN sleeps with soap opera vixen bestie .... in her car where they both proceed to puke ...... afterwards rushes in to buggy girl' apartment (to save the screaming slut), first proceeds to try to stop the lead bug girl, who stings him with her tail (WHAT ?) and then finally dispatches her and proceeds to limp back to his apartment to the predictable ending.

Don't read the above as a NEGATIVE. By all means, this movie is a hooty mess well worth a watch !!

The lead actress is pretty good as she develops all kind of buggy ticks and bug powers. And she is unlikeable enough (as are most of the other characters) to make the whole thing enjoyable to watch.

Who can't love a girl who doesn't tell her fiancé she doesn't want children (even after he gifts her with an antique high chair), goes on a bachelorette party even though she's decided she will call of the wedding, hasn't firmed up ANY plans (cake, caterer, wedding dress, etc) ONE WEEK BEFORE THE WEDDING.

A well deserved nasty bugh bite in my opinion.


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Not to mention one very obvious goof where she is wearing a shirt in one shot, in her bra the next, and then shown removing her shirt a few seconds later.

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I noticed that, too. I mentioned it to my mom and we just kept rewinding and playing and rewinding it and laughing at how it wasn't an easy thing to miss.

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What about the fact that the stupid boyfriend doesn't realize his mom is missing

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After seeing his mom in action, maybe he was just hoping she'd died in her apartment and didn't want to check in case she was still alive.


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I think the writer of the script just forgot about the mum after she was killed off. :D

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How about the fiancé going to the apartment and not getting concerned about the smell coming from it?

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